She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
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