i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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