I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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