i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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