she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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