Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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