Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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