Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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