he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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