try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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