garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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