hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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