sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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