i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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