we have pet lesbian snakes
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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