So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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