i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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