I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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