He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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