The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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