I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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