I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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