you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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