That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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