In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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