but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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