Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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