I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I just googled if crying burns calories
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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