i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
The dick lei will go down in squad history
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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