we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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