Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You don't make any sense
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I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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