What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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