Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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