I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
where are my eyebrows?
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