weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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