I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
areolas are like halos for boobs.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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