Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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