it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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