i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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