He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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