Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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