girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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