Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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