I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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