dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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