Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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