I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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