I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Im part way to drunk.
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