Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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