Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
You are a genius and a whore.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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