At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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