he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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