I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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