therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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